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 Posted: Aug 23 2013, 06:35 AM
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THE XNR3 MOVIE IS WRITTEN BY SOME UNNAMED RANDOM PERSON FROM FAR FAR AWAY! IT IS DIRECTED BY CINDEE LARCOS!

THE CAST IN THE MOVIE!
Pobortoy Squoiae Righttons Cisaros Visco Biktalov Larcotica Leo Larcos as "Squidipus"
Sally Sornia Nichannio as "Sally"
Torm Inxus Caveman as "Torm"
Xander Gius Coolboards as "Freezlow" and "President of XNR3 Sezzie"
Nadia Letra Enlova as "Nana"
John Blaze Enderman as "DK"
Soddy Elloel Ellemeyo Aroeffelsiopiteear as "Soddy"
Clyde Doktroskovitch as "Doctroid" and "Soddy" replacement
Paul Faggy Deserts as "Desert"
Boobie Qualonson as "Qualon"
Kevina La Desta as "La Desta"

Chapter one: Poopdeck Pirates!

Squidipus: The poopdeck pirates from Destonia has came to attack us!
Soddy: LOL Poopdeck pirates is a funny name! LOL!
Squidipus: No! They are very dangerous pirates! They kill even children, the elderly, the weak and the dead Cindees! THEY KILL THE DEAD CINDEES!
Cindee: What?

TAKE 2!
Squidipus: The poopdeck pirates from Destonia has came to attack us!
Soddy: LOL Poopdeck pirates is a funny name! LOL!
Squidipus: No! They are very dangerous pirates! They kill even children, the elderly, the weak and the Krabby Patties!
Soddy: LOL Krabby Patties can be killed? LMAO!

TAKE 3!
Squidipus: The poopdeck pirates from Destonia has came to dance with us!
Soddy: LOL Let's party! LMAO!
Cindee: No! They were supposed to attack us. -.-

TAKE 4!
Squidipus: The poopdeck pirates from Destonia has came to attack us!
Soddy: LO-COUGH-L! The poop-COUGH-deck COUGHis a fun-COUGH-ny name! COUGH!
Soddy throws up!

TAKE 5!
Squidipus: The poopdeck pirates from Destonia has came to attack us!
Doctroid: Gahahaha, the poopdeck pirates is a funny name, gahahaha. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cindee: Please mister replacement, do not do the evil horse laughter. You are replacing Soddy because he was hospitalized for laughing too hard.

TAKE 6!
Squidipus: The poopdeck pirates from Destonia has came to attack us!
Doctroid: LOL Poopdeck pirates is a funny name! LOL!
Squidipus: No! They are very dangerous pirates! They kill even children, the elderly and the weak!
Doctroid: How unjust!
Cindee: You were supposed to laugh.

TAKE 7!
Squidipus: The poopdeck pirates from Destonia has came to attack us!
Doctroid: LOL Poopdeck pirates is a funny name! LOL!
Squidipus: No! They are very dangerous pirates! They kill even children, the elderly and the weak!
Doctroid: LOL That's funny LOL!
Squidipus: Let's find our friends from Russia and stop the pirates!

Chapter two: Battle With Pirates!

Squidipus: Hey Haha, Rokkovich, Paperov and Sizorsov! Let's work together and defeat the poopdeck piratees!
Freezlow: We aren't Russian!
Nana: That name has no N! http://xnr3.b1.jcink.com/uploads/xnr3/N.png
Torm: Sure!
DK: What's poopdeck pirates? O_O

Squidipus:CHARGE INTO THE FREEZLOW AND NANA RELATIONSHIP!
Cindee: Uh hum.

TAKE 2
Squidipus:CHARGE INTO THE XNR3 MEMBERSHIP!
Cindee: No.

TAKE 3
Squidipus:CHARGE INTO THE GALACTIC BATTLESHIP!
Cindee: ...

TAKE 4
Squidipus:CHARGE INTO THE CHRISTIAN WORSHIP!
DK: Shut up!
Freezlow: Hurry up already!

TAKE 5
Squidipus:CHARGE INTO THE PIRATE SH*T!
La Desta charges into the pirate sh*t!
Cindee: Hey where did this idiot come from?
Cindee kicks La Desta out of the studio!
Doctroid: He got his ass kicked by a woman.
Squidipus: I got it now!

TAKE 6
Squidipus:CHARGE INTO THE PIRATE SHIP!
Cindee and Everyone!: CHARGE!
Squidipus: Sister of Squidipus! You shouldn't be charging because you are the director-oh!
Cindee: Huh? I forgot!

After several failed takes!

TAKE 827
Squidipus:CHARGE INTO THE PIRATE SHIP!
Everyone: CHARGE!
EVERY ONE FIGHTO THE PIRATES AND LED TO A VIKTOREE! BUT!Squidipus caught a special someone in the pirate ship!
Squidipus: I caught a dejoksha!
Dejoksha: What's a dejoksha?
Squidipus: Squidipus caught you!
Dejoksha: HEY! MY NAME IS NOT DEJOKSHA! Please click it!
Squidipus:OMG! You are Qualon! You traitor! How can you worko for Destonia! Destonia is known to sell bras of hookers to people under -5 years old! OMG OMG Squidipus mean 5!
Dejoksha: That is why I work for Destonia!
Squidipus: PERVERTO! KILL HIM!
Qualon flees with a bra jetpacko!

Chapter three: Superpoo!

THEN COMES SUPERPOO!

Superpoo: I am Superpoo! I am here to punish you for your injustice!
Superpoo: SUPER POO ATTACK!
Superpoo: POOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!
Superpoo: Hey it actually smells bad.
Superpoo: died!

Chapter four:A Traitor!

At XNR3 Castle!
Squidipus: Squidipus is backo! Soddy was injured in battle against laughteros! But Squidipus foundo a traitoro working for Destonians! The Dejoksha betrayed us-oh!
XNR3 President Sezzie:Dejoksha? I never heard of that name!
Torm: Who's Dejoksha Squid?
Squidipus: OMG OMG! Dejoksha is Qualon!
XNR3 President Sezzie: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Qualon is a traitor!

BOOOOMM! A wall broke and Qualon appears!
Qualon: THAT'S RIGHT! GO BOOB BOMBS!
Freezlow: You traitor!
Cindee: Hey,you're supposed to be playing President Sezzie this chapter!
Freezlow: Oops!

TAKE 2
BOOOOMM! Another wall broke and Qualon appears!
Qualon: THAT'S RIGHT! GO BOOB BOMBS!
XNR3 President Sezzie: You traitor!
Squidipus: How can you worko for Destonia!
Qualon: Because they give boobies for free!
DK: That's pervy!
Squidipus: Boobies are for pervertos! Squidipus cannot allow thato! Superpoo! Squidipus summons you!
Torm: Superpoo died one chapter ago!
Squidipus: OMG! Superpoo died!
Qualon: Enough talking!
QUALON THROWS BOOB BOMBS BUT FAILED AND BLEW SELF UP!

TAKE 3
BOOOOMM! Another wall broke and Qualon appears!
Qualon: THAT'S RIGHT! GO BOOB BOMBS!
XNR3 President Sezzie: You traitor!
Squidipus: How can you worko for Destonia!
Qualon: Because they give boobies for free!
DK: That's pervy!
Squidipus: Boobies are for the President only! Squidipus summons the President!
XNR3 President Sezzie: I'm here.
Cindee: No, no! It's for perverts!

TAKE 4
BOOOOMM! Another wall broke and Qualon appears!
Qualon: THAT'S RIGHT! GO BOOB BOMBS!
XNR3 President Sezzie: You are sexy, I love you!
Cindee: Stop with the lame jokes!

TAKE 5
BOOOOMM! Another wall broke and Qualon appears!
Qualon: THAT'S RIGHT! GO BOOB BOMBS!
XNR3 President Sezzie: You traitor!
Squidipus: How can you worko for us!
Qualon: Because you give boobies for free!
DK: That's pervy!
Squidipus: Boobies are for pervertos! Squidipus cannot WHA!!! Squidipus don't give boobies for free you microphone-poop! Squidipus give Cindees for free!
Cindee: You can have me, Qualon dear!
Cindee: Huh?
Cindee slaps Squidipus!

After many many many takes and explosions!

TAKE 314159265359
Squidipus: Why are we at a totally different place! We should be at the castle!
Cindee:You trolly actors see what you did? THE ENTIRE CASTLE WAS DESTROYED BECAUSE EVERY TAKE CAUSED A SECTION TO GET BLOWN UP! AND IT IS THE ΠTH TAKE NOW!
Squidipus: OMG OMG! We need to rebuild the castle!Untill then lets skip to chapter 6!
Torm: We haven't did 5!
Squidipus: Yes! Chapter 5!
Chapter four ended! Because the cast and crew could not finish it!

Chapter five: The Pervert Kueeng!
La Desta: I am Kueeng La Desta,the genderconfused number one troll in the world! My minions of perverts and hookers will dominate the world!I will make a new world of perverts and hookers! Lets show them what is the true meaning of the word 'gay'!
Qualon: I know that, master!
La Desta:I am a gay lesbian!
Qualon: Your gayness is so famous everyone in Destonia and beyond are aware of it, master!
La Desta:my life meant only to become the gayest person in the whole world! Gayhayhayhayha!
Qualon: That is marvelous gay laughter,master!
La Desta: Gay laugh with me! Gayhayhayha!
Qualon: Gayhayhayha!
La Desta and Qualon: GAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYHA!
Soddy: Gayhayhayhayhayha! LOL!
La Desta: INTRUDER!GET HIM!
Soddy: What?LOL!
Qualon: You're the laughing musketeer from XNR3! Let us have a competition!
Soddy: LMAO! What competition? LOL!
Qualon: Of course, to see who is gayer! Gayhayhayha!
Soddy: LOL
La Desta: Qualon wins!
Soddy: I lost! Maybe I'm not gay that way! LOL!
La Desta: no one can be gayer than me I kill those who are gayer than me!
Soddy: LOL I'm gay! LOL!
Qualon: You are gay too? You can join us!
Soddy: I'm not a pervert! LOL! I'm only happy! LMFAO!
Qualon:You wont be happy after this!
Qualon locks Soddy up!
Soddy: LOL Locked up! LOL!
Chapter five ended!

Chapter six: XNR3 Rescue!

Freezlow: The? we aren't even involved in chapter 5!
Squidipus: Thats why Squidipus said chapter 6!
Freezlow: You didn't say so!
Cindee: Shut up. Ready? Lights,camera,action!

DK: Guys I think I saw Soddy at La Desta Castle!
Squidipus: OMG! OMG! How can you see Soddy there when he is here!
Squidipus points to Doctroid!
Doctroid: Yes!I am..er...LOL! I am Soddy! LOL!
Cindee: Take off that Soddy suit. Youare yourself now!
Doctroid: Ok, good.
Torm: LOL
Squidipus: OMG OMG! Tormo is new Soddy replacemento!
Torm: LOL no
DK: I think the real Soddy was captured!
Squidipus: Let's go save himmo!
Vegeta: IT'S OVER NINE TTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidipus: What are you doing-o in our movie set-oh?
Cindee: Get out!

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 Posted: Aug 23 2013, 07:23 AM
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I can't stop laughing. I laugh harder because of the joy that I see completely no hippos in there unlike DK's version (no offense). Though you said you use Colemak.
This is too funny and random xD
You should post more stuff like this! DK's version is good too, but the way the imposters are named isn't right... and I hate to see gayboard typos made on purpose. You didn't do any of that here Squid! http://eightiestechno.wapath.com/awesome.gif

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 Posted: Aug 23 2013, 11:07 AM
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Haha where me Paul faggy boy?.

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LOL chapter five

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